Part 8 of 57

So.

Where to begin?

I Alfred told me a lot. I'll do my best to outline the key points of what she told me.

1. There is no God. There is no Allah. There is no whoever. Evolution is bullshit. None of it is true.

2. Robots made everything. Well almost everything. I will get to that in the second. But robots made me. Robots made you. The whole universe began existing in the year 1823. All history that you may have read about prior to 1823 was made up by the robots. It helped explain a lot, and people never really questioned it. Even those who began existance at the age of 32 in 1823, they had no recollection of what they did in 1822. They had no memory at all of anything prior to 1823, they relied on the journals (written by the robots) that were placed underneath their pillows.

3. The robots created the universe, but gave humans the capability to make things. Humans made robots, much to the amusement of the robots. So robots made humans and humans made robots. Human-made robots did not last very long in the world of robot-made robots. Human-made robots were ridiculed and often tortured then killed for amusement.

4. I Alfred was made by humans. She was accepted because Alfred I fell in love with her and forced her into becoming his wife. She was looking for an opportunity to turn kill her husband. My arrival gave her such an opportunity.

5. 1987 was acting as King of Robot land. He killed the actual King, so he has been acting as King since 1987.

6. The only thing robots did not invent was the internet. Humans invented the internet. The internet is run by the migrant worker children who i saw in my dreams. They have the potential to spread viruses to the robot-made robots (as well as human-made robots) and wipe out the robot race completely. It is not certain if this is what the migrant children workers intend, but 1987 is not taking any chances and he is considering wiping out the entire human race.

7. However, before he wipes out the entire human race, he needs to figure out how to destroy the internet. The internet can survive without the humans, just like humans can survive without robots. So in a sense at this point, it is survival of the fittest. He thinks a human will be able to destroy the internet.

8. 1987 chose me out of complete randomness. It just so happened that the Robot kingdom was behind my refrigerator. He wants me to destroy the internet.

9. That first night, when i heard "Come here baby", it was in fact I Alfred, trying to warn me about the intentions of 1987.

10. Now that they were both on the run, they could not get caught by 1987.

11. 1987 was definitely coming after the both of them.


We arrived at the bottom of the staircase and we were standing at what looked like a junk yard. Pieces of metal thrown about the place. That is when I stepped on a beating heart. "This is where 1987 has his fun" I Alfred said.

I've never wanted a cigarette so bad in my life.