Nothing going on today.

One of the news' stories I didn't read was about somebody going to rehab.
Or.
One of the new's stories I didn't read was about somebody going to rehab.
Or.
I don't have a lot on my mind today.

I don't think I'll end up in rehab one day, but I guess I should never say never. I emailed the lady and told her I dressed myself like one of those homie toys from those vending machines at supermarkets. I also told her it was not a bad idea to start drinking malt liquor at 7:30 in the morning. So I went to the store and bought some Olde English. Then I went to a movie theater and paid full price to watch the previews. Nothing really looked that great except for maybe My Cousin Vinnie. That one looks pretty funny. Seriously, My Cousin Vinnie is a good movie. If Ralph Maccio is in a movie, 9 times out of 10 it'll be good. If he was in Home Alone, I bet I would have said 10 times out of 10.

Ten times out of ten.

I don't feel much like blogging today.

Woot vs. Boing, Bird and Girl Comic:


Scene 1: Girl says boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing. Girl is holding a fork. Bird is saying woot woot woot woot woot woot woot wooot.
Scene 2: Girl is saying boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing. Bird is saying woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot. Both the boings and woots are angrier.
Scene 3: Bird has fork in his eye and he is screaming. Girl is mischeviously smiling and saying boing boing boing boing boing.