Marchness

Today seems like a good day to be not at work. Ever have one of them days? Like everyday. Wake up and go, "not going to work" and then you think about it some more and then you go "ever" and chuckle a little bit. So you hit snooze and after 15 minutes or less, you get up and totally go to work? That's what I do. Except I never hit snooze. I don't believe in taking snoozes. I just get up and swear in the shower and go to work. I ran to work today. Ran to the train anyway. It was pissing rain, so I got soaked because I'm boycotting the umbrella industry. Umbrellas are useless, I think I'm gonna buy a poncho today and a hoverboard. I was soaked on the train, and New Balances are not water proof, so my socks are pretty wet. I think I caught pneumonia, so I've been coughing obnoxiously at work. I'm waiting for someone to say, oh just go home...WOW the sun just came out. Nice. I feel better already.

I got paid today, so I think I'm going to order a Mac computer and have it shipped UPS. I love that one commercial where it's the cool, hip Mac guy, and the nerdy older IBM guy. What the hell is up with those commercials? They are not even close to being good. I hate that one commercial where the IBM guy is "upgrading" and he is getting a webcam taped to his head. And the Mac guy is like, oh I got one built into my shirt or something. Implying that the IBM guy is lame or whatever, but I think having a webcam taped to your head is pretty cool. I'd get one taped to my head if I wasn't so paranoid. Secondly, I hate the commercial cuz my sister knows the cool Mac guy. She's all, "You know that commercial, I went to college with him". He's also the guy from Dodgeball I guess. I really don't care if people know people, so I just say, OH I hate that commercial. AND I hated DODGEBALL. Which is not true, I enjoyed Dodgeball with Ben Stiller being Mr. Whitesnake or something. That was funny. My sister and her boyfriend dressed up as that commercial for Halloween Hollaback. PRETTY FUNNY, HUH? I saw the pictures. It was not very funny. My sister was just wearing some Mac labels and was making drunk faces in all the pictures, and her boyfriend had nerd glasses on. Nerd glasses apparently are just large glasses, like the ones I wore pretty much up to 8th grade. So apparently I was a nerd. I am not a nerd now (except I have a myspace account for an imaginary side project for an imaginary band and currently run 3 blogs or so with ideas for about 5 or 6 more blogs). Anyway, a nerd costume is not a great idea. Shot in the face halloween costume IS a great idea. I wish I had macaroni and cheese.

I also have a serious problem with that UPS commercial where it's that wanna-be Gen-Xer drawing on a screen with a dry erase board marker and he draws dots in a circle and then he makes a big smiley faced "U" and then he writes PS after it. It's a stretch of a good idea. I used to want to do commercials, but Red Stripe stole all my good ideas. If I was UPS or Mac I'd just get a bunch of people together, go to a bobsled trail, have all the actors do a few shots of Jaeger, and then just hit record. Then at the end I'd say UPS/Mac: This is our stupid commercial, Support America, Give us Money. That'd me my commercial. Commercial idea #2 would be like the Don't do drugs commercials. Where the people are stoned at the drive thru and they run over the little girl on the bike. That commercial rules. I'd do that ad for EVERYTHING. Commercial: Dudes (preferabbly a white dude and a black dude) in an In-N-Out, using an IBM laptop that's ginormous, they get their food, pay, speed off, but can't see over their gigantic IBM, run over a little girl. Then words "Don't kill little girls, buy a Mac". Commercial for UPS. FedEX in a drive thru at a BK (a Delivery truck in a drive thru is funny by itself), FedEx drives off, runs over a little girl. WORDS, "BROWN don't kill little girls". Something like that. Not a great idea, I guess. I'm only blogging cuz i'm bored.


VH1 did a show about white rappers. It was awful, but I watched every episode. Jus' Rhyme was the worst, but he made it to the top 3. He is a political rappers. Political rap makes no sense to me. Here's 22 pictures of Jus Rhyme.