Ideas from today.

The world's tallest man saved the dolphins, but that did not make him happy. He needed something more than being considered a hero to make him happy. He needed a wife. To get a wife, the world's tallest man placed some ads in the paper. The Newspaper. Weeks went by, and the world's tallest man was flooded with replies to the "wife" ad. The world's tallest man shuffled through the post, and would get very discouraged and slam his world's tallest hand down on the table. "These women all want me because of my height and my fame. They don't really love me".

This went on for weeks. More mail. More heartache.

Meanwhile.

In Ukraine, a really tall man was having a panic attack. He screamed and slammed his really tall furniture around his mother's house. "I am the world's tallest man, NOT that impostor from China! This is an outrage. And not only, am I taller, I am actually a certified veterinarian. I could have saved the dolphins a lot easier. I wouldn't have just shoved my giant arms down their little throats to remove pieces of plastic. What a ludicrous stunt. I will get back at the world's 'tallest' man, if it's the last thing I do."

The really tall man from the Ukraine then hitched a ride to Bulgaria. On arriving in Bulgaria, he met a former Olympic wrestler. This wrestler had connections to a witch doctor, straight from XieiXieiXieiland. The witch doctor met the tall Ukranian and she transformed him into an average heighted Chinese woman.

The really tall Ukranian in his new average heighted female costume appeared at the doorstep of the world's tallest man's house. He knocked on the door, and the world's tallest man answered. The world tallest man looked at the average heighted woman and fell in love instantly. You will be my wife. They married immediately. Two of the world's tallest males are now married. It will be interesting to see what transpires.

Will the really tall Ukranian have his revenge?

Has the witch doctor from that place cast an unbreakable spell on the Ukranian?

Or will they live happily ever after?

Only time will tell.