Monday, March 12, 2007

20 Ideas for Girl and bird.

Girl and bird ideas

Idea #1. Scene 1. Girl and bird standing next to each other, girl has a lollipop.
Scene 2. You see bird start to fly away
Scene 3. Girl is licking lollipop and has a thought bubble of "Nice." She is covered in birdshit.

Idea #2. Scene 1. Girl and bird standing next to each other near train tracks, girl has a yo-yo. Bird says "Can I try that?"
Scene 2. Bird has yo-yo and is doing a trick and says "Watch this." to girl.
Scene 3. Bird has hog-tied girl to the train tracks with the yo-yo and girl says "Oooooh you are a master of the yo-yo." as a train starts to come in the distance "Choo Chooooooooooooooo".

Idea #3. Scene 1. Bird says "i wrote a blog about you last night. It was about you waiting for a train..." Girl says "I didn't see it."
Scene 2. Bird continues "...and instead of getting on the train when it came, you went and bought Parliament cigarettes" Girl says "I'd really like to see it"
Scene 3. Bird says "Oh, i didn't post it. it's way too personal" Girl says "oh ok I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go."

Idea #4. Scene 1. Girl says "I got you some canoli off the internet for Valentine's Day." Bird says "That sounds nice."
Scene 2. Girl says "It cost $60 for the canolis, but there are only 10 of them." Bird says, "Oh that's not important".
Scene 3. Girl says "Actually I didn't order you anything at all." Bird says "I figured you wouldn't."

Idea #5. Scene 1. Girl is pissed off "fuck fuck fuck!!! i went to get a coffee but didn't have my atm card. i am so mad"
Scene 2. Bird says to girl: "Oh so you didn't get any coffee? you coulda probably begged for enough change outside. U coulda said you were from new orleans or something"
Scene 3. Girl says to bird: "yeah i guess but i don't look dirty today. i took a big shower before i left the house"

Idea #6. Scene 1. Bird and girl are outside of a rock venue. Bird asks "Was that the first time you've crowd surfed?" Girl says "No, that wasn't my first time, but i can act like it was if you want me to be baby"
Scene 2. "I'm really glad you crowd surfed tonight." Bird said. Girl responds "It needed to be done."
Scene 3. Bird asks "You wanna go get fish tacos?" Girl replies "Your face is a fish taco".

2 comments:

Safety Rope said...

a couple are decent. sort of seem like inside jokes though.

Pete Peterson said...

idea #13
You ask ~you know who~ about ~you know what~ song. that would make for an excellent comic. see only because instead of ~you know who~ there'd be a bird, and instead of you there'd be a girl. or veesay versay.