Oh no chewing gum and here's a story

Oh no.
Chewing Gum

Oh noooooooooooo
Chewing Gum (sing it backwards if you're satanic)

Toy guns raised in preschools
Put your hands where I can see them
Throwing yourself on the atomic bomb
blows my mind away

My German is terrible,, and I can't apologize for Germany
I'm seeing I'm changing directions already

Toy guns raised in preschools
brought in from home
and passed through security unnoticed
Duck, Duck, Goose'll be a lot more interesting


Here's a story:
Cub scouts.
Uniforms.
Patches.
Patches need to go on uniform.
Patches are badges?
Maybe.
Anyway, uniform needs badges.
Me: ?
Mom: ?
Me: ??
Mom: ??
Me: ???
Mom: ??!
Stapler.
First and only year of cub scouts.