I was on the mobile when all of a sudden I got a text message. It was from Harry and he texted me to say he had fallen down again in the subway and that he was going to be late for work again. It read "Fell in subway. LATE". I replied, "Ouch. u ok?" He replied "Yeah. thx. I ripped my pants". I said "Bummer". Then the texts stopped.
Hours later, Harry showed up wearing a brand new suit. "Nice suit, Harry." He said thanks. "I just bought it at Sears". I was impressed. "You must be making big bucks to buy such a nice suit." He let out quite a guttural laugh. "Yeah, big bucks. I wish". Then he stared off into space for a few seconds. He was bleeding from the ear. He must have fallen harder than he had thought. "Harry, you're bleeding out your ears." He snapped out of his daze and touched his ear with a tissue. The blood began to dissolve the tissue. "Oh my god, you are right." I told him that he should go to the Emergency Room. He grabbed his hat and got out of his cube and headed to the elevator. However instead of going to the elevator, he made a right and went into the coat closet. Five minutes later he came out of the closet, and went to the elevator. What the hell? I thought. I went to the closet and it stank of shit. I looked down and there it was.
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that's so crazy!!!! is this is a true story? is harry O.K? oh but what does this have to do with rena nd satoipy?
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